Since we have started a club, SSS (Smart Smiling STUPINITY) Club, and as a Life - time President of the club, I feel I owe something to my fellow members.

Here We go:

A dozen stupinities we do on everyday life in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don’t u know, I have come to see the movie

2. In the bus: Some body steps on your feet...with pointed heels….
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
Yeah nice, it is prepared with adulterated milk & cement, and occasionally the chef spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. Another one: When some the distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, Do you recognize me…..
Answer:-
Hmmmmmm……Yeah we do………but Who are You?????

7. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
Yeah, he is a cook himself, and has lots and lots of  money. I can’t expect better !!!!!

8. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

9. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

10. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it isn’t. I just bleed.

11. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

12. Your son or daughter going for exams….

Stupid Statement:

Mother: All the Best…..Nalla Patthu Ezhuthu……(Tamil translates into…..Copy Well…what  she meant is copy from the mind)

Answer:-
OK……..OK…..Don’t worry……I will take care.